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If you have thoughts It doesn't mean you're thoughtful
The re-education of Jordan Peterson.
Traffic Sign. Distracted drivers ahead.
Solar Mates. Solar Cells.
Where uncured ham comes from. A sick pig.
Math Wiz. A Dog and the Math book.
Fourth Of July. Happy Independence Day
CEO, See EO. Employee Orientation.
WOKE TP. "feel liberated".
Bed and Breakfast.
Petty Zoo. A Chicken reading the sign for a Petting Zoo.
Soap, hand soap, and foot towel.
Easter Eggs & Chickens.
Free Speech Duct Tape
Teddy Bear at the doctor's office. "We successfully removed Junior's stiches"
St. Patrick's Day
Identifies as a MULE.
Food Gas Free WiFi traffic sign
Store front window "Sorry we're OPEN"
Valentine's Day. Two Doves; Male dove gifting chocolate covered worm to his Valentine.
Prison dot CON.
Purified Water. Expires upon consumption.
Toilets and climate change. A kid is yelling that the poles are melting when the toilet is overflowing.
Intelligence and Stupidity.
Early Addictions. Baby Kangaroo with a cell phone.
Environmental activists in the distant future. Skeleton of an environmental activist glued to the floor of a museum rediscovered.
NEW YEAR. Woke crash.
Sign at the broken chimney "Santa please use the back door"
ELFormation. Elves in formation with Santa Clause with a candy cane watching.
North finding ELF.
Let it snow. A Snowman and a Snowwoman sit tight enjoying the elements.
THANKSGIVING. A Turkey holding a sign "EAT HAM" and a Pig hove is visible holding cranberry sauce.
Garage Sal. Garage for Sale.
Chili Dog. A Dog in an Igloo.
Attorney with high profile case. Attorney sitting on the court steps with a large case.
ROCKINGHAM. A little Pig rocking in a rocking chair.
Two Cows having a conversation. One telling the other "They blame us for the Methane but they outnumber us".
Labor Day. A construction worker sitting on an I beam balanced by a Cat high up busy with his cell phone.
How is your driving? A car on the highway with a bumper sticker.
SEA HORSES. SEE HORSES.
Soy Socks. Soy sauce spilled over socks.
Evolution. A man consumed by the cell phone walking towards the beach while a shark is awaiting his arrival.
Dog Neutered. "I overheard that I was tutored not to have kids"
Curbside Robberies. Innovative future businesses.
Track Meat (Meet). Cow on train tracks.
4th of July. Independence Day.
Memorial Day. The feel of summer.
Evolution of Traffic Sign and Signals
Traffic sign stating "No Construction Next 5 Miles
Meat Processing. Cow counseling prior to slaughter with a sign "Eat More Chicken"
Mother's Day. Don't forget your Mother she's behind your life.
Metals in a sauna. Steel bar telling the other bar that he stayed too long in the sauna and LOST his Temper.
Ukraine Rising. This Easter we must not forget the Ukrainian people.
CrocoDial. A clock with a crocodile head dials and fish hour markers.
St. Patrick's Day. A glass of green beer with a straw dripping into a worm's mouth.
Poo Tin). The Soviet Empire still STINKS.
Doctor's skin mole diagnosis.
Valentine's Day. Matches made in Heaven.
Super Bowl. A Ram and Bengal.
House burglarized with broken windows. Rate your experience, higher rating minimizes recurrence.
The Omlette Cafe. W are temporarily closed, our chef was arrested for poaching eggs.
Lifeguard with no duty.
Highway traffic sign "LAME ENDS HERE"
100% Natural plant based BEEF. Cow holding a sign.
New Year's Resolution. Unawareness of a motivating thought to pursue an unattainable goal
Elf and the mousetrap. #christmas #elf
Snowman. Goose intentionally stays behind. Let it snow.
South Pole. Lost Elf
So many shoes to chew from. A dog looking at a closet she rack and wondering.
Happy Thanksgiving. Turkey booties.
Ant-Lure. Antlers & Ants.
Veterans Day: "It's an honor to honor Veterans. Thank you for the gift of Freedom"
Free WiFi. A homeless man holding a sign "Donations for WiFi password"
Vegan Horror. Cutting vegies.
Fast food. Chicken and Cow walking fast.
Paperless Restrooms. Reducing environmental footprint.
Mona and Lisa at the Louvre. Mona Lisa.
Terabytes": A man speaking on the phone "I said Tera-Bytes NOT Tara Bites"
Squirrels tying the NUT.
You can always leave an impression when you're on the beach
Chocolate Chirp (Chip) Cookies. Two sparrows are exploring a box of chocolate chirp cookies.
Two refrigerators. One telling the other "You're so COLD"
Ethics & Corruption
HOEWAY. Hallway with holes.
Karl Marks & Mao Zedong the WOKE duo.
Happy 4th of July.
A dog telling another dog that the dogs far away are his distant relatives.
Father's Day. A fish had takes the worm safely & put a sign saying "Happy Father's Day"
Spring Water. How spring water is bottled.
A deer is eyeing a prairie with a gate that says "MUSKS ARE REQUIRED"
COPOSTING MUSIC. A musician is tossing everything into the composter
Mother's Day. A dove holding on dearly to her chipped egg.
GROUND NUTS. Cashews, peanuts, walnuts, brazil nuts, and macadamia nuts scattered on the ground.
PickPocket. A man with a dental pick in his pocket.
Easter: Sunday Egg Hunt.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.
St. Patrick's Day. Corned beef. cabbage, and green beer. Cancelling anything.
The SHARK Throne. A shark shaped toilet with teeth and a gold fish.
A Salt and Battery. A cook is frying a battered fish and salting it at the same time.
Buffet House. "Our buffet is so good that it's worth the WEIGHT"
Astronomers exploring WORMHOLES. Astronomers looking at earth worm holes.
Valentine's Day. Love is not always what it seems.
E Coli & Salmonella. Cow and a Chicken "Ecolina & Salmolina"
A Pig playing the guitar "HAM STRINGS"
Corner politics café with today's special "CALM CHOWDER"
Female squirrel talking to a friend on the phone & telling her "He went crazy & I put him in the NUT HOUSE"
New Year New Meaningful Resolution
Santa, Elf, & Reindeer drone.
Elf & Moose
SNOWMAN. Snowman with a scarf & a festive spider. #chiristmas.
Rest stop Map "YOU ARE HERE"
Happy Thanksgiving. Turkey holding a sign "Go away we're in self isolation". COVID-19
Wilted lettuce leaf telling the rest "I'm independently wilty.
Shingles. Roof shingles & shingles treatments.
Halloween double reaper
Halloween: Return of the CROW
A mother swallow asking her baby to swallow the worm. Just swallow it"
Rope-Kill. A rope that has been run over on the highway witnessed by a worm.
Two fruit flies gathered around a dead fruit fly and one says to the other "He died of fruit poisoning"
Looking at the phone at the Abs store that says "Download the Abs"
A highway sign saying "SEE NICK DRIVE"
Labor Day. A couple of Worms are digging their holes with power equipment
Bumper sticker saying "If you can't read this you're Texting"
Time Flies. Flies buzzing on a clock.
Assisted Living. "You're number one but we can help with number two"
A Turnip at the podium looking at the Turnip audience and saying "Wow! what a TURNIP!"
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Plant Manager. A nursery worker is sitting at a table caring for his plants.
COVID-19 Mask Confusion. Two mask types.
Happy 4th of July. In these times of COVID-19 and uncertainty we can be certain that these three colors unite us all.
Traffic sign "Right Lane Closed" instead "LEFT LANE OPEN AHEAD"
Father's Day. A girl is drawing "Happy Father's Day" on the driveway.
Pan-Tree. A tree planted in a cooking pan next to a pantry.
Shakespeare's Nightmare: Toilet buttons 2P or Not 2P.
COVID-19 Memorial Day. BBQ
COVID-19 Passing Time. A mom tossing a clock to her child while both wearing masks and the child wearing a baseball mitt.
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