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Fourth of July
CEO. See E O. Employee Orientation.
WOKE TP. FEEL LIBERATED.
BNB. Bed and Breakfast.
Bathroom hand soap and foot towel.
Pickleball. Pickles playing Pickleball.
FREE SPEECH duct tape.
Stuffed baby Teddy Bear.
Saint Patrick's Day. A Worm drinking green beer from a mug.
Gender identity. He identifies as a Mule.
FOOD GAS FREE WIFI
"Sorry, we're open"
Valentine's Day. Chocolate covered worms.
High security prison. Contact at www.hsp.con
Bottled Water. Purified expires upon consumption.
Climate change. The poles are melting.
Intelligence is not for sale but stupidity is free.
Baby Kangaroo with a cell phone.
Environmental Activist skeleton displayed in a future museum.
New Year's Celebration. Dropping the WOKE ball.
Broken chimney Christmas time. "Santa please use the back door"
ElFormation. Elves in formation ready for Christmas.
Noth finding Elf. A plane with an Elf holding on tight to the tail.
Snowman and Snowwoman. Broken broom as headdress.
Thanksgiving. Turkey with a sign & baseball bat. "Eat Ham"
Bat watching a cave with a an upside down sign *BATROOM"
Halloween "WOKE" pumpkin. Scarry!
Garage Sale. "Garage for sale"
Chili Dog. A Poodle in an igloo.
A high profile attorney. Attorney seated at the court steps with a large suitcase.
RockingHam. A pig rocking in a rocking chair.
Two Cows conversing "And they blame us for the Methane when they outnumber us.
Labor Day. A worker high up on the I beam busy texting while a Cat is about to tip the balance.
How is your Driving? Still Texting.
Horses on the beach in water.
Soy Socks. Socks soiled with soy sauce.
Evolution. A man occupied with his cell phone while approaching a shark in the water on the beach.
A Dog at a vicenarian clinic telling another Dog that he has been tutored not have kids.
Touchless robberies in the comfort of your vehicle.
Track Meat. Track meet. A cow crossing railroad tracks.
Fourth Of July. Independence Day.
HIGH GAS PRICES at the pump.
Father's Day. Dad and son fishing. The sun has great fishing ability.
Prison departure. Rate your stay with us.
4th of July.
Traffic Signs. Today interpretations.
Traffic Sign "No construction next 5 miles"
Cows counselling prior a visit to the slaughter house. "Eat more chicken"
Wood Chips. A Log and a bag of Chips.
Metallurgy humor. Steel staying in the sauna too long and losing the temper.
In Support of Ukraine
COMMON SENSE in a trash can.
Two Keys. Twin keys.
Crock A Dial.
Saint Patrick's Day. Green Beer, worm, & straw.
Putin's (Poo Tin) invasion of Ukraine. Putin sitting on the poo tin with his hammer and sickle forcing a restart of the former Soviet Union (communism).
The UKRAINE Russia war. Poo Tin's invasion.
Mole problem. A doctor checking the back of a patient that has a MOLE stuck on his back.
Valentine's Day. Matches made in Heaven.
The Super Bowl
A burglarized house with a rating sheet taped by the broken in window to rate the burglary. Higher rating will minimize recurrence.
Restuarant. Chef arrested for poaching eggs.
Lifeguard no duty
Highway sign "Lame Ends Here"
Beef/Cow. 100% plant based meat.
New Year's Resolution.
Elf caught in a mouse trap.
Snowman. Holiday festivities. Goose that skipped migration and found refuge.
South Pole. Every direction leads to the North Pole.
A dog watching a shoe rack in the closet and thinking "So many shoes to chew from"
Happy Thanksgiving. Turkey waking up to put baking booties on.
Ant Lur. Antlers.
Homeless with a "Free WiFi' sign. Must donate.
Vegetables are ALIVE. Vegies being chopped on a cutting board.
Fast food. Chicken and cow speed walking.
Paperless Restrooms. Minimizing environmental footprint.
Mona Lisa. Mona and Lisa at the Louvre.
Terabytes. Specifying Terabytes vs. Tara Bites.
Labor Day. Nail saved by Labor Day.
Squirrel tying the NUT.
Going to the beach and leaving impressions on the beach.
Chocolate chirp (chirp) cookies. Two sparrows looking into a box with chocolate chirp cookies.
Two refrigerators the small one telling the larger "you are so cold".
Pea Cans. Pecans.
GYM clean and dirty towles
Ethics and Corruption.
Karl Marx & Mao Zedong. The WOKE Duo.
Memorial Day message.
Distant relative. Two dogs looking at dogs in a distance. The one dog is telling the other that the dogs in the distance are distant relatives
Father's Day. A fish is replacing the worm on a hook with a sign "Happy Father's Day"
A Deer looking into a prairie gate with a sign "Musks are required"
Mother's Day. A morning dove is holding dearly to a hatching egg.
Ground Nuts. Different nut laying on the pavement.
Pick Pocket. A dental pick is in the pocket of a man.
HOODLAMB. A lamb wearing a hoody.
Easter. A mother hen with two chics reading an egg hunt announcement.
Mr. & Mrs. Potato head.
St. Patrick's Day.
A toilet shaped like a Shark and a little fish in the bowl
A Salt and Battery. A chef salting and battering fish in a frying pan.
Buffet. Our buffet is so good that it's worth the WEIGHT.
Astronomers searching for worm holes. Two astronomers with a telescope searching the backyard for worm holes.
Valentines Day. A stork loving a worm.
The SUPER BOWL. A football travelling through the goal posts with a mask.
Eccolina & Salmonella. A cow and a chicken.
Ham Strings. A pig is playing guitar strings.
Corner politics Café. A café with a sign "Today's special CALM CHOWDER"
Squirrel in the NUT HOUSE. A female squirrel talking to her friend and saying that "He went crazy and I put him in the NUT HOUSE"
Couch Potatoes. A bag of potatoes laying on the couch watched by the worm.
New Year's Resolution. COVID-19 Vaccine.
Santa Clause stuck in the chimney delivering presents with a drone.
Elf & the Moose
Snowman with COVID-19 mask & spider's festive home
Rest stop map. "You are here"
Thanksgiving. Turkey with a COVID-19 excuse "Go away we're in self isolation"
Lettuce. Independently wilty.
Veterans Day. "Don't Forget FEEDOM the Ones Who Defended It Are Veterans"
Halloween scary image
A Turnip presenter at the podium saying to the an audience of Turnips "What a Turnip".
In Continent Travel.
A gardener is sitting at a table with multiple plants "Plant Manager"
Mask confusion. Two masks two different uses.
Happy 4th of July "In these times of COVID-19 and uncertainty we can be certain that these 3 colors on the 4th unite us all.
A highway sign saying "LEFT LANE OPEN AHEAD"
Father's Day. A girl rights Happy Father's Day in the driveway.
Toilet buttons "2P or Not 2P"
Pan Tree. A frying pan with a tree growing out of it.
COVID-19 Memorial Day BBQ.
Passing Time. A mom pitching a clock to her kid.
Social Distancing. A runner wearing a T shirt with the words "Social Distancing is 6 feet away from me.
COVID-19 Mother's Day. Children have spray painted "Happy Mother's Day" on the family vehicle while the family dog has his face covered.
A couple had purchased toilet paper during COVID-19 and the husband is saying "We're good to go!"
A Thank You to all the ones keeping the COVID-19 society running. "Thank You for your Service"
After the COVID-19 pandemic is over we'll attain superior vision. A family with two children and a dog emerge with superior vision.
COVID-19 isolation and killing time.
Electron microscopy of toilet paper attacking COVID-19 the CORONAVIRUS.
COVID-19 St Patrick's Day. Worm, mask, cabbage, green beer, sanitizer, & toilet paper.
Ho to keep out the COVID-19 CORONAVIRUS. Keeping toilet paper just outside of windows. Toilet paper shortages.
Kidney Stones. A worm observing stones in the shape of a kidney.
A ski had jumped over a ski jump.
Cows in the barn having a hay day.
Valentine's Day. One Bee offering the other a flower ang a heart cloud in the background.
Out Standing. A man standing outside of his house in the cold.
A perched bird with the name AVION FLEW has a sign that states "Please pet me & I can talk.
Beauty pageant with "Miss-cellaneous" as the winner.
Earthquake. A globe been shaken by a washing machine.
Sheep watching a wool coat in a display and telling his friend that he seems to think that the coat looks like his.
New Year's Resolution
A festive mouse taking refuge in an abandoned eggnog carton. A festive worm atop of the carton and a cat digging through a garbage can with draped holiday lights.
Three headed snowman. Carrot, lemon, lime, banana, blueberries, hat, and scarfs.
Elf waiting to take a present from a festive stork
Two Squirrels in the tree watching "Nutflix" while munching on acorns.
Turkey holding a bucket of farm fresh cranberries. Thanksgiving
A sign that says "Life" is resting on a shelf hence shelf life
Halloween. The Return of the Pumpkin Seeds.
Halloween. A skeleton climbing within a skull.
A Bee at the pharmacy window asking that he is in need of vitamin BEE.
Canal Family Dentistry. Gingi Vitas, D.D.S
Healthy living with three square (plates) meals a day.
Future Monuments. A statue of a man texting.
A faded "WELCOME" sign at the front door' The girlfriend telling him that he's worn out his welcome.
Labor Day' A crow bar hugging a Hammer and feeling relived that it's Labor Day.
Out of office note. "I'm out of the office and NOT coming back"
"You're such a Bore"; a female Pig is telling a Boar that he's such a bore while he's falling in love.
Con-gregation; prisoners in the prison yard congregating.
Weight Loss Tips: An athlete waiting behind a table and a weight loss collection bowl.
A man asking a woman playing the Harp "What are you Harping about?"
Knee Cap. A man sitting at the beach with a baseball cap on his knee.
An Artist has been attacked by an easel.
Two porcupines waking up having slept under a leaf with one saying "I think we're in a prickly mess"
Fourth of July candle.
One Mosquito telling the other whos feasting on human blood that he switched Mos-Keto diet.
A wet floor sign saying "Caution Wet Water" while a snail is at an amazement.
A Worm father telling his little boy & girl Worms with scooters to calm down that he was joking about going fishing
Military Affairs with officers name on the door "Lou Tenet"
A cow is running a stake through a beef stake.
Ticks Climbing toward Dog's ears and one of them who's the closest is saying "Next! The new Front-Ears"
A Worm writing a letter "My wormest wishes"
Mother Bird feeding three little babies fresh dried worms right out of the box. Not quite enthused about finding fresh worms.
Dung Beetles and no. 2 fragrance.
Toilet Paper: Over, Under, or just right.
Easter Chicken looking shocked at the site of a hatched egg and a little bunny.
Two Dogs one large and one small at the race track. The larger dog which has a #2 collar is telling the smaller dog(wiener do) that he's the under-dog.
Cell-Fish. A Fish talking on a cell phone.
"Why don't you peck someone your own size, the small bird tells the larger bird"
Salon Dandy Ruff "Dandruff"
Saint Patrick's Day. A cabbage asking a potato if he's also getting a hot bath in the pot warming up on the stove.
Mop & a broom in love while taking a beak from the bucket & the dust pan.
Regular coffee and irregular coffee. Two coffee pots labeled as such, cups, sugar, & stirring sticks on a counter.
A Doctor telling a Worm that he is suffering from a Worm heart condition.
Meat counter with a variety of meats, poultry, stakes, sausages and including sea food with a sign "See Food Here"
The Super Bowl. A Ram and a Patriot sitting on a goal post starring at each other while a Referee Worm officiates.
Time Travel: A clock strapped in a bed of a moving pickup truck.
Courthouse with a "The Jury is Out to Lunch"on the door.
A Mole with a mole.
New Year resolution. New year old expectations
Elves, Reindeer, and Worm stuck on high voltage power lines
Elf wrapped up in a Christmas present.
Clothes rack. Santa's clothes, Reindeer head mounted on the wall, and a cardinal.
Leg of Lamb Lamp.
Turkeys getting cleaned up for Thanksgiving Dinner.
Veteran's Day. Freedom comes from those who served.
Poultree. Chickens taking refuge on tree branches
Calf Workout Calf on a treadmill and a milk bottle
Bedbugs drinking wine and celebrating which body parts they would be feasting on.
Watching your image in a mirror as a Donkey
Orange Nightmares. An Orange watching its peelings on a clothes line.
Robins neglecting babies in the nest while texting
A dried up and uprooted tree wanting to get back to it's roots
A sweaty Donkey sitting on a bench in the locker room while a man is heading for the shower
Labor Day. Construction Man with a bird sitting on his helmet walking on a high I beam while looking at his cell phone.
Urchin on a cell phone. It's Urchin not emergency
Cicadas and the night symphony. Cicadian rhythm.
Employees must wash hands before returning to work, managers are exempt.
Dental Hygienist utilizing rough tools(hammer, Chisel, file, & crowbar) and recycling rinsing water.
Super Heavy Elements that brought the Periodic Table down
Hospital waiting room "Please be patient"
A Female passenger telling a Chicken driver to stop playing chicken.
A bodybuilder standing around the corner with a sign "Will work for Protein"
4th of July American Flag Fence
A prisoner taking a Selfie through prison (Cell) bars
Evolution of the Brain. Walnut, Cauliflower, then Brain
Father's Day. Rooster with several baby chicks
Board Certified Doctor MD
Cows grilling Pork Chops
Management sponsored 5K run; run with the bullies
Refreshing drink. Happy as CAN Bee
Mother's Day. Children spray painting on the wall
Ants wondering what an Anteater (Aardvark) would taste like
It's a Van Goat. Van Gogh
Magic Mirror. Good News. Your mother is the only one who think's you're Great
Beefing up Border Security
Easter Egg Hunt. Chickens hiding their eggs
Time lapse photography, clock, worm, camera
Saint Patrick Day Irish Setter Dog with Shamrock colar
WiFi restroom printer; unwanted ads and your choice
Beach scene (sea) see shells
Happy Valentine's Day!
The Super Bowl. Patriot, Eagle, and a Worm.
Cat indulged in cat food
Clown School hiring in Person
Large Helium Balloon weighing less than a shrunken one
Hairstyles 2017 & 2018
Santa Claus sun tanning after shoveling snow drinking eggnog
Elf taking a selfie
Festive Snowman-Cardinal, Worm, Cat, Scarf, Carrot, Lemons, Banana, and Cherries
Join the DORK organization
Thanksgiving Chicken Turkey
Use other door
Snake in the Grass
Fruit Flies, healthy eating, and lifespan
Sports and Balls
Cows and BBQ
Entrepreneur and donations
Worms with warm hearts
Sleep Apnea and CPAP
Bees, honey, and barf bags
Jean (Gene) sequencing
Flies bathing in urinal
4th of July
Needle in a hay sack (stack)
Baked Potato on the beach
Criminal Lawyer (attorney)
Mother's day. Bird eating a Worm's baby
Unauthorized Personnel only
Parrot Creature Conference.
No Parking. Violators will be Toad
Dogs at the clinic. Neutering.
St. Patrick's Day
Management and Buck Kissing
Prison. So many bars but no signal.
Frame of Mind
Big heart but medical dificeincy
Ground Beef. Cows.
Dogs. Weiner Bites
Bill Board. Buffalo Bill and Bills
New Year. Peas on Earth
Elf, Reindeer, and Eggnog
Dogs sleeping in bed
Highway to Funville in ten Smiles
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